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The speaker announces that their new **20-year Tesla and SpaceX valuation model is going live "any moment,"** with an expectation of "hours or days at most." Once it's live, **Patreon prices will increase significantly**. Current members can lock in existing prices by joining or upgrading before the launch.
The video then transitions to a pre-recorded message for Patreon members, offering more details about the model:
**Model Launch & Development Status:**
* The model is "getting very close now," with a previous estimate of "probably at most a couple of weeks away" (though the speaker clarifies this was an "Elon time" joke, meaning soon, not a fixed two weeks).
* The model is in the "finishing touches" and "final tweaks" stage, with most bugs, errors, and mistakes ironed out.
* GrokBuild assisted with writing code to put assumptions into the model.
* The model is designed to be user-friendly but also incredibly detailed.
* The speaker has attempted to compensate for his "pathological optimism bias" regarding timing and scale.
* The model will not be held for any special date; it goes live and prices hike simultaneously when it's done.
**Model Statistics (subject to change):**
* Approximately **34,600 words** within the model.
* **42 different sheets or tabs**.
* Approximately **4,270 editable values**.
* Approximately **18,300 outputs**.
* Roughly **18,300 formulas**.
**Densest Sheets Mentioned (as of recording):**
1. **AI Compute:** 2,250 cells, 340 editable cells, nearly 1,500 formulas.
2. **CapEx and Funding**.
3. **FSD**.
4. **RoboTaxi**.
5. **Orbital AI**.
**Key Value Drivers (Spoiler Alert):**
* For SpaceX: **AI Compute**.
* For Tesla: **Optimus**.
**Specific Business/Company Sheets Included:**
* **SpaceX:** Launch, Starlink, AI Compute, Colossus terrestrial compute (deep dive on Earth-based AI compute), Orbital AI (Starmind), SpaceX AI products (Grok, TerraFab project, X platform), plus "other businesses."
* **Tesla:** Vehicle business, Energy, FSD, Robotaxi, Optimus, Services, Autonomy.
**Other Features & Sections of the Model:**
* Consolidated overview sheets for SpaceX and Tesla.
* Fair valuation sheets for both companies.
* An entire sheet dedicated to **merger synergies** (e.g., manufacturing/supply chain savings, shared AI compute resources, **Starlink connectivity in Tesla vehicles** – a recent mention from the Tesla Q2 earnings call).
* Calculation of the **fair ratio for combining the two companies** if they were to merge (not 50-50, tied to model assumptions).
* A **"Kardashev sketch"** sheet outlining potential fractions of Kardashev Type 1, 2, and 3 civilizations achieved based on long-term AI compute (on and off Earth) and global energy production/storage.
* Comparison section digesting a **100-page Wall Street research report on SpaceX**, showing differences in revenue breakdowns (Starlink vs. AI compute vs. launch).
* Dedicated **FAQs section** addressing "red or yellow flags," such as the share of AI compute in future revenue/profits.
* The model assumes **near-infinite demand for AI training and inference compute** over 20 years, with SpaceX AI maintaining a unique ability to bring capacity online faster.
* Crucially, the model assumes **SpaceX AI's market share of all AI compute infrastructure does not even reach the same percentage share as Amazon Web Services (AWS) has today (approximately 28%)**.
* A "plain text, plain English" narrative explaining the model's base case, where **SpaceX operating profit is measured in trillions per year by the mid-2040s, and Tesla's autonomy and robotics businesses "dwarf the old car company."**
* Key charts for visual reference, including estimated fair values in base, bull, and bear cases for 2026-2046.
* A guided path to navigate the model for quick overviews.
**Model Updates & Release Notes:**
* **Release notes will be generated by GrokBuild** for every change after initial publication.
* **Frequent updates are expected**, especially for SpaceX (new compute deals, Starship progress, Starlink user/cell service growth, Starmind).
* Updates will be streamlined after **quarterly earnings reports** (e.g., **Tesla Q2 FSD take rate in North America was 55%**).
* Anticipate at least **twice-quarterly updates** (after Tesla and SpaceX earnings) plus ad hoc adjustments for new information.
**Patreon Membership & Pricing Strategy Clarification:**
* Existing members at the same supporter level will **lock in current pricing** for as long as they stay members.
* **Entry-level Patreon supporters** will receive the final outputs with more detail than the current Tesla equivalent, but not the full model.
* A specific warning against **temporary upgrades to access the model once and then downgrade**: this will result in paying higher prices for previous tiers due to the price increase.
* **Solution for one-off access:** Stay at your current level, and when the model goes live, a **purchasable one-off post** (read-only or editable version 1) will be available. This post will be priced at "multiple months worth of access" but *will not* include ongoing updates.
* To get **ongoing upgraded access** (read-only or editable model with all future updates), members must **upgrade their membership level *before* the model goes live** and prices increase.
* If members want to maintain their current access level, they don't need to do anything.
**Call to Action:** This is the **"last chance"** to lock in current Patreon prices before the significant increase. A troll/hater promo code **CONFUSEDADMIRER** offers a 0.0% discount.