This transcription summarizes Facebook's stock performance from its 2012 IPO until the present, highlighting the following points:
* **IPO Details:** The IPO occurred in 2012 at approximately $38 per share.
* **Initial Collapse:** The stock price "collapsed" shortly after the IPO.
* **Recovery Period:** It took about one year for the stock to break through its initial IPO price.
* **Sarcastic Assessment:** The speaker sarcastically labels its performance since then as a "total disaster."
* **Actual Long-Term Performance:** Despite the initial struggles and sarcastic assessment, the stock is "up a mere 1600% all-time" in a little over a decade.